Banterings about the Muffin Man

Do you know the muffin man?
Well what's his address?
He lives on Drury Lane. Why do you care?
Is he the one with the blue Ford?
No. He drives a red Camaro.
Business must be good.
Stocks in muffins are way up.
I've never liked muffins. I'm more of a porridge guy. 
Gross.
You remember Little Miss Muffet?
Ya.
She was SUPER afraid of spiders.